Ivan Checkov:" I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now."

Murphy:" Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team."

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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— 14 hours ago with 179990 notes

frostytower:

disneyaddictgirl:

neko-chicana:

tifamex:

"The first Disney Movie to tell girls they can fight too is Frozen!"

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"Frozen is the first Disney Movie where the girl didn’t need a man to save her!! <3 "

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"Frozen is the first Disney movie about loving sisters!"

"Frozen is the first Disney movie to question why someone would get married after knowing them for only a day."

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"Frozen is the first film to have a blonde male lead who doesn’t fit the cookie cutter mold

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— 15 hours ago with 351818 notes

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

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— 15 hours ago with 182295 notes

viridianshadow:

theseweirddreams:

Kevin is us. 

at first, Kevin is us. and then, when new fans arrive, Dean is us.

(via badgersinbowties)

— 1 day ago with 78585 notes
narusbooty:

phrux:

slashren:

naruto confirmed for iron man

I know you like Naruto so we put Naruto in a Naruto so you can believe it while you believe it!

BELIEVE IT 

narusbooty:

phrux:

slashren:

naruto confirmed for iron man

I know you like Naruto so we put Naruto in a Naruto so you can believe it while you believe it!

BELIEVE IT 

(Source: coalgirls, via stuck-on-trickster-mode)

— 1 day ago with 20303 notes
vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

(via beardthirst)

— 1 day ago with 78188 notes

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

(via regalyan)

— 1 day ago with 21904 notes
grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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— 1 day ago with 286271 notes

lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

(via yukihira)

— 1 day ago with 584827 notes

raideo:

this fucking cat looks like a video game glitch

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via yukihira)

— 1 day ago with 74153 notes

socialjusticekoolaid:

Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

(via multitunes)

— 1 day ago with 31760 notes

frostbitch:

egberts:

why is everyone obsessed with skeletons

look inside yourself and you will find the answer

(via multitunes)

— 1 day ago with 29220 notes

nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

(Source: youtube.com, via multitunes)

— 1 day ago with 566758 notes